*turned to top entry for convenience sake!*

I've seen a couple of people on my F-list fill this in, and realized I haven't ever posted anything like this either. So... Here we go. I'll make it public, so that non-friends can see it as well.

( Introduction )

People already on my F-list are free to ignore this.

F-list, feel free to ignore this. It's my... OOC Concrit Post!

( How this works )

Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me anything. Tell me what you really think of me or yourself. Anything.

Post anonymously. Speak honestly. Post as many times as you like.


Edit: Oh, keep in mind that when you post anonymously, you won't get an alert when I reply. So you'll have to check back once a while if you want to see my response.

I did it. I so did it. After a year of procrastinating and being generally lazy, I completed my ultimate Yuan biography. This thing is exactly 10 Word pages long and consists of loads of tl;dr, complete with pointless tidbits nobody but the hardcore fans would even remotely care about.

If you see any mistakes (grammar, typos, plotwise) or don't agree with something I wrote, let me know. Also, the last paragraph has Dawn of the New World spoilers. While I didn't go in-depth into his role and personality (*g-gag*), I made a few references to how he spends his time two years after the first game ended.

( Enjoy )

Once upon a time, I wrote an excellent (and immensely long) spoof about ToS called The Big Switch. In it, the Grand Cardinals and a few other villain characters literally switched with the main cast and went through the entire game's happenings. I'd basically created a new universe with it. Some might call it loveable. Others call it disturbing. All the characters had their own little traits and I pulled a few silly stunts to make their backgrounds fit.

About a year later, I started on a sequel. Of course, this one parodied Dawn of the New World. Not only was it set in the Big Switch universe, but I'd once again pulled the switch stunt. Decus and Alice replaced Emil and Marta as the main characters. A dream come true for some people, I'm sure. They retained their original personality too, so you can imagine the chaos.

I scrapped the idea due to lack of motivation, but now that I'm replaying DotNW, I can't help but look back at my Switch of the New World with fondness. It's a shame to let it dust away, so I've decided to just post the first two chapters (and start of the third chapter) here.

( Enjoy )

I did in fact toy with the idea of switching Tenebrae and Aqua too, but... Idk. I'm not sure if it'd actually work. Anyway, comments? Maybe, if there's actual interest in this, I could still find a way to continue. I love the Big Switch universe too much to just... drop this idea. But if no one will read it anyway, I might as well just limit the sillyness to my brain.

The official European site for the Dawn of the New World went up a while ago. Now that the PAL's release date is drawing closer, an official site is a must, right? Too bad this one is laughable. To show you guys the epitome of its fail, I've taken the liberty of uploading Regal's character bio. Or, rather, the bio this site has assigned to him.

( Try finding all the mistakes. I dare you. )

Let's hope this isn't an accurate portrayal of what the actual game will be l- ... Oh, wait, I forgot about those horrible crown attachments. Yup, this game is gonna be fail.

Here we go! Continuation from this.

Clone!Meowth: x17
Mew!Meowth: x2
Amber: x3
Ash: x3
Team Rocket: x2
Mewtwo: x1

Preview:


( The last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives. )

Remember to credit if you want to take one/some!~

Because adding any more to the table generator would kill my computer, here's the first part. I'll upload the rest tomorrow.

Meowth and his clone: x20
Meowth and Mew!Meowth: x3
Meowth: x28
Retard Clone!Meowth: x 27

Preview:


( I wonder if they feel... clonesome. )

Related to Tales of Vesperia, Dawn of the Full Moon Child, I present... Tales of the Abyss, Morning of the New Planet(-Score)!

( Cut for tl;dr and spoilers for both DotNW and TotA. You have been warned. )

Mostly Meowth-centric, because I'm a dork.

Ash x2
Brock x1
James x1
Jessie x1
Jessie and James x1
Meowth x25
Meowth and Meowzy x3
Meowzy x22
Meowzy and Pimp Persian x1
The Meowth gang x2
Chuck Norris Purrfect Hero Meowth x8
Sabrina x6

Previews:



( I'll write poetry, and recite it myself. )

What? Cleaning icons up first? What blasphemy is that? Anyway, this was just the episode-based load. There's a movie-based load coming, too.

Characters: Yuan Ka-fai.
Fandom: Tales of Symphonia.
Pairings: Reference to Yuan/Martel.
Warnings/rating: PG, spoilers for Tales of Symphonia.
Summary: A small one-shot in which Yuan looks back at his life and the ones he cared about.

( Grave )

Sorry of there are stupid mistakes in there. It was around midnight when I wrote this and I couldn't be bothered to use an actual spellchecker. DERRR.

The following entry contains speculation about Tales of Graces and a certain character. Sillyness ensues.

( You have been warned )

Opinions? By the by, I am totally importing this game when it's released. JUST BECAUSE I CAN.