*turned to top entry for convenience sake!*

I've seen a couple of people on my F-list fill this in, and realized I haven't ever posted anything like this either. So... Here we go. I'll make it public, so that non-friends can see it as well.

( Introduction )

People already on my F-list are free to ignore this.

F-list, feel free to ignore this. It's my... OOC Concrit Post!

( How this works )

Finally! This is Meowzy, reporting with the second half of the Slash Attack meme results. About time, huh? I know I kinda... tried to get off easy with some of these. However, these requests were the more difficult ones and it was hard to write something that would meet people's expectations. So in the end, most of them... didn't.

Warning, the goggles will do nothing, what has been seen cannot be unseen and Meowzy will not be held responsible for any mental damage you may sustain from reading the one-shots in question.

( This cut hides blasphemy )

Alright, here we go! The first half of the Slash Meme results! I didn't get to every single request yet, but if you did submit a pairing, make sure to check this post and see if yours has been fulfilled yet. Even if you did not participate, I'm sure some of you will enjoy this crack.

Warning, the goggles will do nothing, what has been seen cannot be unseen and Meowzy will not be held responsible for any mental damage you may sustain from reading the one-shots in question.

( Results under cut )

So guys, because I felt my 'writers juices' need more practice, due to my fanfiction level being so incredibly low these days, I've decided to start my own meme. Those from the Tales of Dressing Chat will no doubt remember my special move, the Slash Attack. Well, this meme is a spin-off from that. I hope I'll actually get participants in this.


Slash Attack; The Meme

Basically, request any pairing. Any at all. It can be as crazy as you want, as long as it's within my fandoms. Het, yaoi, yuri, crossover... You can add a prompt if you want, but it's not necessary. After I've received enough pairing requests, I guarantee that I will write a smutty one-shot about them.

Warning, the goggles will do nothing, what has been seen cannot be unseen and Meowzy will not be held responsible for any mental damage you may sustain from reading the one-shots in question.

Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me anything. Tell me what you really think of me or yourself. Anything.

Post anonymously. Speak honestly. Post as many times as you like.


Also, remind me to post pictures of the lambs, soon. I have lots of them, and it's 26 lambs in all. Cuuuute~

I did it. I so did it. After a year of procrastinating and being generally lazy, I completed my ultimate Yuan biography. This thing is exactly 10 Word pages long and consists of loads of tl;dr, complete with pointless tidbits nobody but the hardcore fans would even remotely care about.

If you see any mistakes (grammar, typos, plotwise) or don't agree with something I wrote, let me know. Also, the last paragraph has Dawn of the New World spoilers. While I didn't go in-depth into his role and personality (*g-gag*), I made a few references to how he spends his time two years after the first game ended.

( Enjoy )

Alright guys, here it is! The promised second half of Old Skool! To those of you who missed the first half, you can find it heeere. And I strongly suggest reading the first half if you plan on reading the second, otherwise it'll make no sense.

Oh, and by now, I've made two new friends on the Tales Friending Meme. Welcome, guys! If you feel like reading a random spoof about Kratos being forced to get a school diploma, Old Skool is the spoof for you. ^^'

Without further ado... ( the conclusion )

So. Because the forum is broken and I needed to get some spoofing out of my system, I've written a 'random' Tales of Symphonia spoof to be posted on my LJ. If you're not familiar with the Meowzy spoof universe... Yes, Kratos and Yuan are married. It happened in one of the previous spoofs, but it's really treated pretty airily. They're just kinda living together and tossing sarcastic remarks at each others' heads.

So aaaanyway. I've finished most of the spoof, but couldn't finish it all today. So I split it into two halves. At least, I think it'll be two halves. Anyone who's looking for a decent laugh and plenty of Kratos mockery, check it out?

( Over here )

Finally, I realized that I never properly lined up all my reasons and motives as to why that blue-haired man in Dawn of the New World is not the real Yuan. So, at the request of angel_of_olore, here it is.
( Spoilers, of course )

For those of you who've finished playing Dawn of the New World, I have another spoof for you. This one has major spoilers, so don't read unless you're at least in the middle of chapter 8. Or.. You know... Don't care about being spoiled. It's about two certain individuals and what they've been doing while this entire game was taking place.

Enjoy?

( Behind the Scenes )

I've decided to vent my frustration about ToS 2 in a more productive and healthy manner. That's why I've taken the liberty to write a longer-than-I-expected spoof about the entire game. It's spoileriffic, of course. Read only if you want the entire game spoiled for you.

( Tales of Symphonia 2 in a Nutshell )

Okay, here we go. I'm totally new at icon posts...

Tales of Symphonia; 18
Tales of Phantasia; 7
Tales of the Abyss; 2
Skies of Arcadia; 2
Monkey Island; 5
Kingdom hearts; 1
Sailor moon; 1
VGCats; 2
The Emperor's new groove; 3
Total: 41, I think... O_o

( Icons )

Ugh, I suck at icons. Most of them are blanks anyway.
Uhm... I don't own the fanart! And I got the ToS manga scans from Lys.
Should you actually want to use one of these, remember to credit, okay? And feel free to add your own text to the blanks. I'm too lazy to think of stuff myself.

( 4 ToS Colorbars )


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